scammin: (Basic - Oh)
Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds ([personal profile] scammin) wrote in [community profile] fuckthistown 2019-04-05 08:58 pm (UTC)

Is that like eBay? Because you can find great stuff on eBay. [Sweet Dee's particular favorite is ordering knock-off handbags that get "accidentally" ruined on dates with dimwitted guys too goodnatured to tell when they're being manipulated into buying a replacement for something they aren't responsible for.] Oh, god damn it. I bought a bunch of cheap animal tracker chips and now I'm not going to be there to pick up the delivery. Those sons of bitches better not ship them back to China. Oh, god damn.

[Because that's what one should worry about when transported to a strange town full of monsters far from home: not whether you'll ever get back to normal, but whether, when you do, you'll still be able to go out and chip your brother's movements to find out if he's banging any ugly chicks you can hold over his head.

She pauses in her shamble towards the bar.
]

Unfortunately, yeah. Are you telling me there's two of you to look out for?

Post a comment in response:

This account has disabled anonymous posting.
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
HTML doesn't work in the subject.
More info about formatting