"Wow, by that measure you're less racist than me. I haven't banged any black guys!" Marco complained theatrically.
It didn't really matter if she woke him up officially or not. Unofficially was just as good in Marco's book. As long as he ended up not dying, that day was a win. Marco raised an eyebrow when she shoved the gin into her waistband, "Uh, isn't that going to stretch out your pants?" He pointed out, "And it's not like you can go down to the store and get another pair that fit you." Aka: Take care of your clothes; stash your booze somewhere else.
"Dude, I'm not going to leave you to get eaten." He rolled his eyes, "Not unless you do something stupid like walk up to the monster when I tell you to run or you actively try to fuck me over." Then all bets were off, "Or if feeding you to a monster would get me home." His point was if he hung you out to dry, he had a reason. It was a low moral bar given how many reasons he'd put above your life, but at least it was a moral bar.
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It didn't really matter if she woke him up officially or not. Unofficially was just as good in Marco's book. As long as he ended up not dying, that day was a win. Marco raised an eyebrow when she shoved the gin into her waistband, "Uh, isn't that going to stretch out your pants?" He pointed out, "And it's not like you can go down to the store and get another pair that fit you." Aka: Take care of your clothes; stash your booze somewhere else.
"Dude, I'm not going to leave you to get eaten." He rolled his eyes, "Not unless you do something stupid like walk up to the monster when I tell you to run or you actively try to fuck me over." Then all bets were off, "Or if feeding you to a monster would get me home." His point was if he hung you out to dry, he had a reason. It was a low moral bar given how many reasons he'd put above your life, but at least it was a moral bar.