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hatestrashcans ([personal profile] hatestrashcans) wrote in [community profile] fuckthistown 2019-03-02 03:10 am (UTC)

"What, lazy?" He said back, "Seriously, could foot girls be any more lazy? All you have to do is hold out your feet! Then again, I don't get the foot thing. Feet are the least sexy thing ever, sorry." He'd been dozens of animals, and none of them were ever attracted to feet. Feet were gross. His were covered in dust and dirt. Ew.

The key worked. Marco couldn't help it, he laughed at her, "Man, I don't know who you are, but you are lucky. With how my life goes, I expected the lock to try to kill us, or to get in the room as a bug and end up eaten or whatever." Not that he would have gone as a bug. He wasn't morphing fly in this place. No reason to, and no other Animorphs to tease him about it.

"Uh, I can, but I like breathing." Marco started to answer as she went and just grabbed a plank of wood that was on fire, "That works." He shrugged and grabbed one himself, "It's your bar to burn down." He swooped the light around, feeling the suckiness of his human eyes, "So, as far as I'm concerned, we're looking for booze, food, and cleaning products. In that order." He grinned in the darkness. Priorities.

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