"Operation Empty Keg is a go." Dee grins. It's good to have plans. The worst thing in the world is sitting around bored and sober.
"Gross. My friends are my legal dad and my brother and a gay guy in the closet." And Charlie, which is about as stupid an idea, but she can't think of a way to neatly sum up 'illiterate janitor who probably thinks babies come from storks'.
When she says it out loud, it sounds really sad, because all her friends are related to her or are her brother's friends who don't even particularly like her. They don't even want to touch her; sometimes she wishes they did, just to have the power to tell them to get fucked. Payback for a twenty years of bird jokes and getting told she's ugly. She'd get so mean they'd need therapy if she could have just an inch of power over them. She'd grind their balls into dirt under her heels.
"Do you always talk like madlibs? I've got no idea who bird-boy is, and it's not my responsibility to know that your crush is dead."
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"Gross. My friends are my legal dad and my brother and a gay guy in the closet." And Charlie, which is about as stupid an idea, but she can't think of a way to neatly sum up 'illiterate janitor who probably thinks babies come from storks'.
When she says it out loud, it sounds really sad, because all her friends are related to her or are her brother's friends who don't even particularly like her. They don't even want to touch her; sometimes she wishes they did, just to have the power to tell them to get fucked. Payback for a twenty years of bird jokes and getting told she's ugly. She'd get so mean they'd need therapy if she could have just an inch of power over them. She'd grind their balls into dirt under her heels.
"Do you always talk like madlibs? I've got no idea who bird-boy is, and it's not my responsibility to know that your crush is dead."